yEa she suckin ur dick but when she go home she rebloggin my textposts so we know who the clear winner is
"I’m not rich"
"But I have a big dick"
"I don’t have a big dick"
"But I am rich"
"And I have a big dick"
Cat doesn’t know what to do with the butterfly that flew on its paw.
I can’t breathe I’m laughing too hard
England: what are you doing
America: getting rid of u lmao
what a cute guy
WHO ARE YOU
when you see your best friend hanging out with someone you hate
everyone needs a waving snail on their blog
i feel that if I scroll past this and don’t reblog it the snail is going to look to the ground and cry
gotta do it now